Category: Writers Block
Hey, everyone. these little rhymes are to help y'all with some of early American History. Let me just say this. If 'all forget Paul Revere or Christopher Columbus after this, y'all will need some serious professional help.
In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean, blue. He sailed so fast he skinned his ass and pissed all over his crew.
Here my children gather near. It's time for the midnight of Paul Revere. He jumped in his car, slammed on the gas. the floor board fell through and he skinned his ass. The night was dark and the sky was blue. Around the corner the shit wagon flew. Over the curb a scream was heard. A man was killed by a flying turd.
There you go. Jimmy
Uh, sure. Shouldn't this be on the joke board? That rhyme contains no actual facts. I'm trying for a rhyme about the aledged death of Catherine the Great, but after twenty minutes of fiddling am having no luck. If you want to take a shot at it, she was the empress of Russia during the late 18th century. Popular belief (though not true() is that she died when attendents lost control of the ropes they were using to lower a horse down onto the empress for sexual purposes. I like this better than the real facts, mainly that she died while on the toilet.